Like his abiding rival God, Satan also has his own hilariously crafted parody account. And the Evil Lord tweets some insanely hilarious one-liners based on current events.
Here're some funny tweets of Lucifer Morningstar:
I knew there had to be a reason
666 is actually just the number of times I called God out on his shit before he kicked me out of heaven.
— Satan (@s8n) August 14, 2018
Everyone has bad days
*Someone angers God*
— Satan (@s8n) August 12, 2018
God : send a plague and make him suffer
Me : aren’t I suppose to be the bad guy here?
Well, it's called 'Hell' for a reason
*torturing souls in hell*
— Satan (@s8n) August 2, 2018
Me : Alexa play my torture playlist
*despacito starts playing on repeat*
Feeling Sad
*Satan reading the bible for the first time*
— Satan (@s8n) July 30, 2018
Satan in tears : well that was mean
Shhhh.. he might be listening
God : Satan is pure evil and will make you suffer.
— Satan (@s8n) July 28, 2018
Also God : you disrespected me so I’m going to send a plague to kill you and everyone around you.
Souls these days
*satan whipping demons in hell*
— Satan (@s8n) July 17, 2018
Demon : Harder senpai
Satan : wtf
Now we can all sleep peacefully
The monsters under your bed aren’t all evil, some are sent from me to keep on you to make sure you’re doing okay.
— Satan (@s8n) July 11, 2018
Waiting for movie adaptaion
The rumours are true, I will be releasing ‘The Bible 2’ which will be my side of the story.
— Satan (@s8n) June 1, 2018
Well everyone needs a break
Death, this isn’t what I meant when I told you to take someone out.. pic.twitter.com/Wv9WbQjani
— Satan (@s8n) May 10, 2018
Thanos had a point
Since he deleted the tweet 😑 pic.twitter.com/HMWlhsuely
— Satan (@s8n) May 2, 2018
Well the choice is yours
ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man
— Satan (@s8n) April 25, 2018
$300 - tall
$200 - smart
$400 - rich
$2 - has horns
$3 - is red
$500 - attractive
No words needed
God
— Satan (@s8n) April 25, 2018
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Hell
Works everytime
*watches the ring*
— Satan (@s8n) July 21, 2017
The ring : You will die in 7 days
*slides her a 20*
Me : Make it 3
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