ImpelFeed - Satan has a twitter account and his tweets are savage as 'Hell'

Like his abiding rival God, Satan also has his own hilariously crafted parody account. And the Evil Lord tweets some insanely hilarious one-liners based on current events.

Here're some funny tweets of Lucifer Morningstar:

I knew there had to be a reason

666 is actually just the number of times I called God out on his shit before he kicked me out of heaven.
— Satan (@s8n) August 14, 2018

Everyone has bad days

*Someone angers God*

God : send a plague and make him suffer

Me : aren’t I suppose to be the bad guy here?
— Satan (@s8n) August 12, 2018

Well, it's called 'Hell' for a reason

*torturing souls in hell*

Me : Alexa play my torture playlist

*despacito starts playing on repeat*
— Satan (@s8n) August 2, 2018

Feeling Sad

*Satan reading the bible for the first time*

Satan in tears : well that was mean
— Satan (@s8n) July 30, 2018

Shhhh.. he might be listening

God : Satan is pure evil and will make you suffer.

Also God : you disrespected me so I’m going to send a plague to kill you and everyone around you.
— Satan (@s8n) July 28, 2018

Souls these days

*satan whipping demons in hell*

Demon : Harder senpai

Satan : wtf
— Satan (@s8n) July 17, 2018

Now we can all sleep peacefully

The monsters under your bed aren’t all evil, some are sent from me to keep on you to make sure you’re doing okay.
— Satan (@s8n) July 11, 2018

Waiting for movie adaptaion

The rumours are true, I will be releasing ‘The Bible 2’ which will be my side of the story.
— Satan (@s8n) June 1, 2018

Well everyone needs a break

Death, this isn’t what I meant when I told you to take someone out.. pic.twitter.com/Wv9WbQjani
— Satan (@s8n) May 10, 2018

Thanos had a point

Since he deleted the tweet 😑 pic.twitter.com/HMWlhsuely
— Satan (@s8n) May 2, 2018

Well the choice is yours

ladies you have $5 to build the perfect man

$300 - tall
$200 - smart
$400 - rich
$2 - has horns
$3 - is red
$500 - attractive
— Satan (@s8n) April 25, 2018